Keanu Reeves triste sulle scalette di Perugia

Una idea semplice e divertente per aiutare la ricerca contro il cancro. Tutto ad insaputa dell'attore americano Keanu Reeves. Infatti l'idea vive della fama raggiunta da alcuni scatti che immortalano un triste Keanu mentre mangia un panino.

La pagina ufficiale ( in inglese ) : http://kea.nu/

Un video commovente di Keanu è visibile qui

Ed ecco Keanu Reeves triste che mangia sulle scalette di Perugia:

Sempre più solitario:

Steven Wright è inimitabile

Alcuni giornali hanno scritto di un noto comico italiano "accusato" di aver copiato le battute di alcuni famosi comici americani e devo dire che la somiglianza delle "jokes" è allucinante, ma ciò che conta è la ricontestualizzazione allo scopo di migliorare la "joke" come ha dichiarato il diretto interessato. Allora ho cominciato a leggere le battute in questione: figurano "jokes" di EMO PHILIPS, GEORGE CARLIN , BILL HICKS , ROBERT SCHIMMEL etc. e fin qui mi sono anche detto ma-stica! Ma ad un certo punto è comparso il nome di STEVEN WRIGHT; il fantascientifico, surreale , geniale STEVEN WRIGHT!!! ( la foto è spudoratamente copiata dal web )

Allora mi sono deciso di pubblicare le battute copiate e ricontestualizzate dal comico nostrano per far conoscere alla gente il genio di WRIGHT e diffidare dagli imitatori o come avrebbe detto STEVEN, "da quelli che fanno i narratori per pessimi mimi".

Per la lista completa delle battute ( anche di altri comici ) vi rimando a questa pagina

Per chi avesse problemi con l'inglese può scaricarsi i sottotitoli in italiano di uno spettacolo di STEVEN WRIGHT qui.

1.  When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
2.  (adapted to Berlusconi, instead of lawyer he says Berlusconi creates a law)
   I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
3.  I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
4.  If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
5.  (adapted to Berlusconi, the son of Berlusconi is asking this to the father)
   Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
6.  If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
7.  In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."
8. I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot.
9. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? 
10.  (Berlusconi to his son)
    My uncle once told me when I was five, 'When I was your age, I was six.
11.  (the location changes)
    The other day I got on an elevator and this old guy got in with me. I was over near the button, I pushed number four and I said: “Where you going?”. He said: “Phoenix”. So I pushed 'Phoenix'.
12.  Now I'm going to tell you about the girl I'm seeing now. The last week in August we went camping way up in Canada. We were laying around in the woods and stuff, and I don't know how she did it but she got poison ivy on her brain. And the only way she can scratch it is if she thinks about sandpaper.
13.  I was walking through the desert and a UFO landed, these little 1 inch tall guys got out and came over next to me. I said: "Are you really that small?" They said: "No, we're just really very far away".
14.  There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators.
15.  I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
16.  I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
17.  (after repeating a joke)
    Just checking.
18.  Last summer I drove cross-country with a friend of mine, we split the driving, we switched every half a mile. The all way across we only had one cassette tape to listen to. I can’t remember what it was.
19.  I said: “D’you live around here often?” She said “You’re wearing two different color socks” I said “Yes, but to me it is the same ‘cause I go by thickness”.
20.  Today I dialed a wrong number....The other side said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?" They said," Uh, I don't think so...He's only two months old." I said, "I'll wait..."
21.  Wondering how my life would’ve been different had I been born one day earlier. Then I’m thinking Maybe’t wouldn’t have been different other than I would ask that question yesterday
22.  Jesus pissed off a lot of people, y’know, “Stop changing the water into wine, I’m trying to take a shower!”
23.  I went to court for a parking ticket. I pleaded insanity. 
24.  I like to leave messages before the beep.
    
25.  I got on this chairlift with this guy I didn't know. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word. Then he turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I've gone skiing in ten years." I said, "Why did you take such a long time off?" He said, "I was in prison. Want to know why?" I said, "Not really...Well, okay, you better tell me why." He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." I said, "I remember you."
    
26. I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine.
    
27. Every night I go home and I stare at my rug and try to move it using
    telekenesis. I've been doing that every night for eight years; the rug hasn't moved an inch. The rest of the house is gone.
    
28.  I woke up one morning and looked around the room. Something wasn't right. I realized that someone had broken in the night before and replaced everything in my apartment with an exact replica. I couldn't believe it...I got my roommate and showed him. I said, "Look at this--everything's been replaced with an exact replica!" He said, "Do I know you?" 
29.  My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while I'm in the waiting room. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
    
30. It's kind of an insane case ... 6,000 ants dressed up as rice and robbed a Chinese restaurant. I think they're not guilty.
    
31.  When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
    
32. I got up one morning and couldn't find my socks, so I called Information. She said, "Hello, Information." I said, "I can't find my socks." She said, "They're behind the couch." And they were!
    
33. (about Emilio Fede)
    I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose
    
34.  You know that feeling when you're just falling asleep and you feel like you're falling and you wake up? I feel like that all the time.
    
35.  Whenever I pick up hitchikers, I like to wait a few minutes before I say anything to them. Then I say: "Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."
    
36.  What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
    

Credo che per far ridere usando Berlusconi e Fede non sia necessario ricorrere al talento di WRIGHT, basta pronunciare i loro nomi seguiti da parole che rievochino l'immagine di un nano, ruffiano , tupé , lifting , Dio etc...

Tengo a sottolineare che questo articolo vuole solamente essere un elogio al genio di STEVEN WRIGHT!

Ho usato grassetto , colori e maiuscole ogni volta che ho citato il nome STEVEN WRIGHT  per scriverlo nella vostra mente, ora l'unico modo che avete per cancellarlo è pensare intensamente ad una gomma per cancellare o se questa non basta al bianchetto. Se invece pensate ad un temporale vedrete l'arcobaleno.

http://www.stevenwright.com/